Captain America* is strong and has a shield. I do not rely on external strength (mind force would take the old Captain down!) and Bong Sau is the only shield I need.
Green Lantern* has a ring of power. Now seriously, any guy relying on jewelry to defeat me I cannot even take serious! Besides, I do not need CGI for people to feel my special effects! His Green rear would be grass and I would be the lawn mower.
X-men* are all mutants with a variety of powers due to their genetic superiority. I can identify with being genetically superior and gifted but I do not have to take orders from a bald guy in a wheelchair nor a refugee camp survivor who insists on wearing a funny looking helmet. All minor leaguers compared to following the ways of internal powers of Ip Man -- like I have!
Thor* -- he is not even one of the major gods. He is also willing to throw his weapon? You kidding me! He spends half of his screen time trying to be romantic, I would sell him and his girlfriend a Chattanooga Cup Cake and then chain punch him back to his daddy.
So wherever evil or misguided parking enforcement agents are -- beware! You now face Howard, the new super hero in town.
* Please note that all references to superheros are owned by some company that was bought by some company to be eventually resold to another company for more money.