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Aluminum Man 2019 140.6. epic feet!
1. Jamie Archer 18.89 s 2. Caleb Burrell 19.94 s 3. Jared McCoy 21.59 s 4. Rachel McCoy 21.81 s 5. Robert Hopper 22.04 s 6. Ajani Bakari 23.57 s 7. Robert Hilpert 24.44 s 8. Lindsay Lacy 24.44 s 9. Charlie McCullough 24.62 s 10. Monica Adkins 24.89 s 11. Camby Akers 24.90 s 12 Whitney Easterly 26.83 s 13. Blake Storey 27.77 s 14. Corey Curtis 28.22 s |
$925.65 raised for the Nikki Mitchell Foundation!
15. Heather Linke 30.21 s 16. Margarette Cecil 30.63 s 17. Madeline Powell 30.49 s 18. Jim Chandler 32.25 s 19. Kady Carter 35.68 s 20. Grace Monk 36.67 s 21. Victoria Baker 37.38 s 22. Barry Wilde 38.24 s 23. Annie Powell 41.55 s 24. Matt Milazzo 44.38 s 25. Dallas Gaynor 51.71 s 26. Carol Noon 52.96 s 27. Keegan Powell 59.67 28. Trevor Haines 1m22.24 s |
Competitors who were disqualified (DQ), did not finish (DNF), or did not show for the race (NS) -- but still awesomely contributed!
1. Greg Grall (DQ) -- Flirting with lifeguard and delaying start of race.
2. Peggy Grall (DQ) -- Encouraging Greg to flirt with the life guard!
3. Jason and 4. Shawna (DQ) -- Drinking beer out of a bottle instead of an aluminum can!
5. Judy Young (DNF) -- Was terrified of the fish in the pool and and did not complete swim.
6. Chuck Smith (DQ) -- Impersonation of a superhero(s) by convincing others he was superman and wolverine combined.
7. Stephen Bell (DQ) -- Carrying weapons onto the course (3 knives, 1 tomahawk, a hand gun, and an AR-15).
8. Kerry Biohm (DNF) -- Overheated on 26.22 run.
9. Niko Blanks (DQ) -- Although completed course in blistering 7.2 s, cybernetic enhancements stollen from NASA are not allowed!
10. Michelle Gardner (DNF) -- Left course to attend to medical needs of other and stabilized her but Chuck got all of the credit...
11. Barbara Haines (NS) -- Flight delays from Sacramento resulted in arriving 4 days after the event was held.
12. Mike Harrison (NS) -- Did not receive his Aluminum Man swag shirt before event so decided not to compete after all.
13. Chaz Hutchison (DNF) -- Left course mid-way to minister to a fatigued competitor questioning the nature of God and existence.
14. Joe Kulik (DQ) -- Was a hazard on the course trying to watch the Notre Dame game on his phone while getting on a bike!
15. Joyce Lee (DNF) -- Saw a cute stray dog walking by with no collar that needed to be saved so left the course to save the puppy.
16. Matthew McKinney (NS) -- Got distracted sword training with friends and when he looked at the time it was Sunday at 7 p.m.
17. Lee Million (DNF) -- Completed everything else but on the run ignored the turn back and kept running on forever...
18. Tom Murphy (DNF) -- Despite a deformed looking bicep was doing great than suddenly drove off the course in a golf cart with clubs.
19. Noelle Omer (DQ) -- Pool had to be drained are refilled after it turned 7 shades of purple from her cool hair.
20. Chad Pickeral (DQ) -- Another competitor tripped and fell down from Chad's hair that was obstructing the path.
21. Juanita Pickeral (DNF) -- Tripped and fell and was unable to finish because somebody with long hair obstructed her path.
22. Melissa Smith-Vaughn (DNF) -- Got distracted by my dog Vesper and left course to give treats and hugs to her.
23. Keri Thomas (DQ) -- Created a momentary panic in crowd when she ran off convinced Godzilla was attacking Chattanooga.
24. Jake Varboncoeur (DQ) -- Became hostile at registration desk with Dallas because of he could not pronounce or spell his last name.
25. Darin Wright (NS) -- Lost track of time putting together the perfect outfit and perfect makeup for the event so never made it in.
26. Doug Wright (NS) -- See above -- he's married to her!
1. Greg Grall (DQ) -- Flirting with lifeguard and delaying start of race.
2. Peggy Grall (DQ) -- Encouraging Greg to flirt with the life guard!
3. Jason and 4. Shawna (DQ) -- Drinking beer out of a bottle instead of an aluminum can!
5. Judy Young (DNF) -- Was terrified of the fish in the pool and and did not complete swim.
6. Chuck Smith (DQ) -- Impersonation of a superhero(s) by convincing others he was superman and wolverine combined.
7. Stephen Bell (DQ) -- Carrying weapons onto the course (3 knives, 1 tomahawk, a hand gun, and an AR-15).
8. Kerry Biohm (DNF) -- Overheated on 26.22 run.
9. Niko Blanks (DQ) -- Although completed course in blistering 7.2 s, cybernetic enhancements stollen from NASA are not allowed!
10. Michelle Gardner (DNF) -- Left course to attend to medical needs of other and stabilized her but Chuck got all of the credit...
11. Barbara Haines (NS) -- Flight delays from Sacramento resulted in arriving 4 days after the event was held.
12. Mike Harrison (NS) -- Did not receive his Aluminum Man swag shirt before event so decided not to compete after all.
13. Chaz Hutchison (DNF) -- Left course mid-way to minister to a fatigued competitor questioning the nature of God and existence.
14. Joe Kulik (DQ) -- Was a hazard on the course trying to watch the Notre Dame game on his phone while getting on a bike!
15. Joyce Lee (DNF) -- Saw a cute stray dog walking by with no collar that needed to be saved so left the course to save the puppy.
16. Matthew McKinney (NS) -- Got distracted sword training with friends and when he looked at the time it was Sunday at 7 p.m.
17. Lee Million (DNF) -- Completed everything else but on the run ignored the turn back and kept running on forever...
18. Tom Murphy (DNF) -- Despite a deformed looking bicep was doing great than suddenly drove off the course in a golf cart with clubs.
19. Noelle Omer (DQ) -- Pool had to be drained are refilled after it turned 7 shades of purple from her cool hair.
20. Chad Pickeral (DQ) -- Another competitor tripped and fell down from Chad's hair that was obstructing the path.
21. Juanita Pickeral (DNF) -- Tripped and fell and was unable to finish because somebody with long hair obstructed her path.
22. Melissa Smith-Vaughn (DNF) -- Got distracted by my dog Vesper and left course to give treats and hugs to her.
23. Keri Thomas (DQ) -- Created a momentary panic in crowd when she ran off convinced Godzilla was attacking Chattanooga.
24. Jake Varboncoeur (DQ) -- Became hostile at registration desk with Dallas because of he could not pronounce or spell his last name.
25. Darin Wright (NS) -- Lost track of time putting together the perfect outfit and perfect makeup for the event so never made it in.
26. Doug Wright (NS) -- See above -- he's married to her!